Let’s be honest: finding a condom that fits well is like trying to find a needle in a haystack—if that haystack were made of latex and awkward bedroom moments. For years, I dealt with condoms that just didn’t cut it, whether they were too tight, too loose, or just plain uncomfortable. So, when I heard about MyONE Custom Fit Condoms, I was intrigued. A condom that’s actually made to fit you? Sign me up.
Why MyONE?
I’ve been down the road of ill-fitting condoms too many times, so the idea of a custom-fit condom sounded like a dream. MyONE promises to deliver over 60 different sizes, which seems like a lifesaver when compared to the usual “three sizes fit all” nonsense you find at the pharmacy. The concept? Genius. The execution? Well, let’s talk about that.
The Fitting Process:
MyONE makes sizing easy—or at least they try. You start by downloading their FitKit, which is a fancy way of saying “a printout that you wrap around your junk.” According to that, my suggested size was 60J. Feeling pretty confident, I ordered their sample kit, which included the 60J and a 64J (a slightly wider version, just in case).
Before diving in—literally—I decided to double-check my measurements with the included measuring device. Turns out, I should have been wearing a 64K all along. So, here’s the first hiccup: the sizing process isn’t foolproof. But hey, it’s better than guessing between “regular” and “extra-large” like you’re ordering fries at a drive-thru.
The Experience:
Round 1: The 60J
First up was the 60J, the size I was originally advised to get. Right away, I knew this wasn’t going to be a match made in heaven. The fit was too snug—like trying to squeeze into jeans you haven’t worn since high school. It didn’t cover the whole shaft either, which is a pretty crucial feature for a condom, don’t you think? But let’s give credit where it’s due: even though it was too tight, it was still a massive improvement over other condoms I’ve tried, like the Trojan Magnum. But it wasn’t quite there yet.
Round 2: The 64J
Next up was the 64J, the plus-size version. Now we’re talking. The fit was way better in terms of girth—no more strangling sensation—but it still didn’t cover the full length. The base ring was also a bit too tight, but the feeling? Incredible. It was the closest thing to not using a condom, which is high praise if you’ve ever had to suffer through ill-fitting ones.
Final Thoughts:
If you’re tired of the usual “one-size-fits-all” condoms, MyONE Custom Fit Condoms are worth a shot. I’m in a monogamous relationship now and don’t need to use condoms regularly, but if I did, MyONE would be my go-to. I’d probably try the 64K or even the 64L next time.
Now, let’s get real for a second. The sizing process could use some tweaks, and the fact that 64 is the max width is, frankly, a bit disappointing. I’m no adult film star, but even I’m at the top end of their size range. What about the guys out there who need something a little more, shall we say, substantial? Maybe MyONE could consider expanding their offerings to include sizes that cater to those who are rocking something closer to a “beer can” than a “regular”—because everyone deserves a condom that fits like a glove.
Despite the hiccups, I’d recommend these over the pharmacy’s 2- or 3-size options any day. The fit is crucial not just for safety but for the pleasure of both partners. So, if you’re on the fence about trying custom-fit condoms, take it from me—your junk will thank you.
Conclusion:
MyONE Custom Fit Condoms may not be perfect, but they’re a huge step in the right direction. If you’re tired of the guessing game when it comes to condoms, give them a try. Because when it comes to sex, one size definitely does not fit all.
